Fall Life

So, I sleep with my tongue out. Big deal you snore……….
Chubbs is teaching Zachary and Jack the proper way to kick back and relax.
Have a safe and happy Halloween!






















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Can you guess how this bear is going to vote?

Fall Humor and Knowledge (you decide)

A View From Down Under


Here are some political cartoons from Australia. It may be easer to see from down under. It’s my usual vantage point!
















Truth In Bumper Stickers


















What Comes Around - Goes Around and Around and Around

Some things never change... "The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." -- Cicero , 55 B.C.






The Wisdom of a Child

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, "What would you like to talk about?''

'Oh, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about what changes I should make to America?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.Why do you suppose that is?

'Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?'


Southern Home Security
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don'tthink Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
"Cooter"



You Always Wanted To Know
How a dog drinks water.............

glumbert - Time Warp - Dog Drinking

Woof

Abby