Bartender Guesses IQ's

A bartender had the uncanny ability to accurately guess a person's IQ by just looking into his eyes. Last Friday, a well dressed gentlemen came in and ordered scotch and water. The bartender assessed the man's IQ to be 151 and he asked the man his opinion about the global warming controversy and received an intelligent and informed response.

His next customer ordered a Michelob and the bartender guessed his IQ to be 128 and engaged him in a lively discussion about sports.

The next man to come in ordered 3 Wild Turkeys. The bartender looked him in the eye and saw that the IQ was only 88. He asked, "How many years have you been buying cattle?"


Shuttle Dog

There will be some fantastic opportunities to see the Space Shuttle in the sky over the next several days. Here is a listing of sighting opportunities for the Amarillo Texas area.

(click on the chart to see a larger view)

If you live outside of the Texas Panhandle you can look up sighting opportunities by clicking Human Space Flight, then click on your state and then on a town near by.


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Danger - Beware Of Dog

Dog Wit & Wisdom

--- Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

--- Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.

--- Every path has a few puddles.

For Bev

Danger - Beware Of The Dog!

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

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Happy Autumn

Weekly greeting!


Dog Wit & Wisdom

Remember, life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.


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First Week Of October

Dog Wit & Wisdom

Your goal in life should be, to be as good of a person as your dog already thinks your are. -- Abby

Abby Definition

Diplomacy - The ability to tell somebody to go to hell in such a way, he looks forward to the trip.

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