Bartender Guesses IQ's

A bartender had the uncanny ability to accurately guess a person's IQ by just looking into his eyes. Last Friday, a well dressed gentlemen came in and ordered scotch and water. The bartender assessed the man's IQ to be 151 and he asked the man his opinion about the global warming controversy and received an intelligent and informed response.

His next customer ordered a Michelob and the bartender guessed his IQ to be 128 and engaged him in a lively discussion about sports.

The next man to come in ordered 3 Wild Turkeys. The bartender looked him in the eye and saw that the IQ was only 88. He asked, "How many years have you been buying cattle?"


Shuttle Dog

There will be some fantastic opportunities to see the Space Shuttle in the sky over the next several days. Here is a listing of sighting opportunities for the Amarillo Texas area.

(click on the chart to see a larger view)

If you live outside of the Texas Panhandle you can look up sighting opportunities by clicking Human Space Flight, then click on your state and then on a town near by.


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