1. The dog is not allowed in the house!
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the OLD furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation ONLY.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
Squirrel Dog
Lately Chubs and I have had a lot of fun chasing squirrels.
Its hard to catch them, but they are fun to tree!
Would You Pass The BATH TUB TEST?
It doesn't hurt to take a good hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help you get started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director to explain the criteria which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
"Well" said the Director, "we fill a bathtub with water, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
"Oh, I understand, " said the visitor. " A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup, and would empty the bathtub much faster.
"No." said the director. "A normal person would just pull out the plug."
"Do you want a bed near the window.?"
Hope you passed.
Blues Dog
Check out my masters blog and you will find out why I am wearing sunglasses and a hat.
Click odomsinwellington.blogspot.com
Check Out My Dog Friends -Duke & Cocoa
Click the link for Panhandle Poet and Middle Age Ramblings and look through their blog to read about Duke & Cocoa
Woof!Abby
