Great just great! My master and his family went on a 3 day weekend vacation to Ft Worth. Not only did I have to sleep outside but I had to sleep outside with Chubs. At least it was warm and dry.
Sorry I couldn't blog the past couple of days. With no thumbs, door knobs are a bit of a problem. Also I don’t know the password to log onto the computer so it wouldn’t have done me much good to get in anyway.
While I was looking through the pictures they brought back I found a picture of Rosie, one of my dog cousins. Rosie loves to play fetch in the pool. She likes the hot tub too! You can see more vacation pictures on my masters’ blog.
Keeping a diary is a good idea! You never know when it will come in handy.
DOG'S DIARY
7 am- Oh Boy, A walk! My Favorite!
8 am- Oh Boy, Cereal Dog Food! My Favorite!
9 am- Oh Boy, The kids! My Favorite!
12 am- Oh Boy, A play in the garden! My Favorite!
2 pm- Oh Boy, A car ride! My Favorite!
3 pm - Oh Boy, The kids are home! My Favorite!
6 pm - Oh Boy, Mum's home! My Favorite!
7 pm - Oh Boy, Dad's home! My Favorite!
8 pm - Oh Boy, Tinned dog food! My Favorite!
9 pm - Oh Boy, Tummy rubs on the couch! My Favorite!
11 pm - Oh Boy, Sleeping in my people's bed! My Favorite!
CAT'S DIARY.
Day 483 of my captivity..... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal or tined cat food. Ugh!!
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing at their furniture.
Tomorrow I will eat another of their favourite houseplants.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they are walking, almost succeeded- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite couch. I must remember to try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body to show them to show what I am capable of doing and strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and committed about what a good little cat I am. Hmmm, that did not work as planned.!
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However i could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies". I must learn what this is, and how I may use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more that happy to return to captivity. He is obviously a half wit. The bird, on the other hand, speaks with them regularly and has got to be an informant. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. BUT I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time.!
Something Every American Should See
My Master has shown me video clips of Red Skelton. Here is one that every American should see.
For Zachary & Jack
I think more people should try this!
Opening the window is a good idea too!
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Woof
Abby
Sorry I couldn't blog the past couple of days. With no thumbs, door knobs are a bit of a problem. Also I don’t know the password to log onto the computer so it wouldn’t have done me much good to get in anyway.
While I was looking through the pictures they brought back I found a picture of Rosie, one of my dog cousins. Rosie loves to play fetch in the pool. She likes the hot tub too! You can see more vacation pictures on my masters’ blog.
Keeping a diary is a good idea! You never know when it will come in handy.
DOG'S DIARY
7 am- Oh Boy, A walk! My Favorite!
8 am- Oh Boy, Cereal Dog Food! My Favorite!
9 am- Oh Boy, The kids! My Favorite!
12 am- Oh Boy, A play in the garden! My Favorite!
2 pm- Oh Boy, A car ride! My Favorite!
3 pm - Oh Boy, The kids are home! My Favorite!
6 pm - Oh Boy, Mum's home! My Favorite!
7 pm - Oh Boy, Dad's home! My Favorite!
8 pm - Oh Boy, Tinned dog food! My Favorite!
9 pm - Oh Boy, Tummy rubs on the couch! My Favorite!
11 pm - Oh Boy, Sleeping in my people's bed! My Favorite!
CAT'S DIARY.
Day 483 of my captivity..... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal or tined cat food. Ugh!!
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing at their furniture.
Tomorrow I will eat another of their favourite houseplants.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they are walking, almost succeeded- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite couch. I must remember to try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body to show them to show what I am capable of doing and strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and committed about what a good little cat I am. Hmmm, that did not work as planned.!
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However i could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies". I must learn what this is, and how I may use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more that happy to return to captivity. He is obviously a half wit. The bird, on the other hand, speaks with them regularly and has got to be an informant. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. BUT I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time.!
Something Every American Should See
My Master has shown me video clips of Red Skelton. Here is one that every American should see.
For Zachary & Jack
I think more people should try this!
Opening the window is a good idea too!
> > > > > > Check back often for updates < < < < < <
Woof
Abby
