Abby The Dog: Global Smart Dog

When I use the paper on the floor I can’t help but notice all the articles on “global warming”. At first I though that these were being written as some type of weird humor. You know something like an old Mel Brooks or Woody Allen movie where you had to figure out who or what they were making fun of. It finely dawned on me that these guys are serious in believing that people, cattle, and earthworms are the cause of global warming.

You’ve got to be kidding me!

Let me help you put all of this into perspective.
So take a little time and
HEEL in here,
SIT for a few minutes
STAY for a little enlightenment.
They you too will be as smart as a dog.

ABBY U – Abby Education

Before we go any further let me introduce you to “Occam’s razor”. Occam's razor (sometimes spelled Ockham's razor) is a principle attributed to the 14th-century English logician and Franciscan friar William of Ockham. The principle states that the explanation of any phenomenon should make as few assumptions as possible, eliminating those that make no difference in the observable predictions of the explanatory hypothesis or theory. This is often paraphrased as "All things being equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best one." In other words, when multiple competing theories are equal in other respects, the principle recommends selecting the theory that introduces the fewest assumptions and postulates the fewest hypothetical entities. It is in this sense that Occam's razor is usually understood.

Okay now that you have got that, let me ask you this question. Where does the earth get its heat? If you answered “the sun” you are a smart dog. Now if the sun is responsible for the overwhelming majority of the earths heat, then wouldn’t the sun be the simplest explaination for any increase in global temperature.

Now let me enlighten you a little. The link below will take you to a documentary that discusses the true aspect of global warming. It is an hour and thirteen minutes long. If you don’t have that much time to watch it in one sitting you can simply write down the length of time you have watched it (the box in the lower right hand corner of the video screen) and then come back and move the slider bar over to that time and pick up were you left off. This is truly the most educational piece I have seen on the global warming issue.

Click to see - "The Great Global Warming Swindle"

Some of you that have have bought into the idea that people, cows, worms & dogs are the cause of global warming are probably going “D’Oh” right now. That's okay, sometimes enlightenment steps on your toes. Not to worry though, the pain will go away and then you too will be as smart as a dog. Please feel free to share this blog with your friends and they too can be as smart as a dog.

Yes, it is our God given responsibility to be good stewards of the earth, and a good steward uses his head.

Abbythedog Humor

A snail is mugged by two turtles.

The policeman asks the snail what happened, the snail replies, "I don't know - it was all over so fast."

Dog Wit & Wisdom

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them." -Phil Pastoret

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